iamtenaciousd:

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything.” - Plato

iamtenaciousd:

"Music gives a soul to the universe,
wings to the mind, flight to the imagination,
and life to everything.”

- Plato

collegehumor:

16 Hilariously Honest Company Slogans

If the advertising world was more honest you’d probably still buy all this shit.

Check out more of these at our favorite new Tumblr - Honest Slogans

collegehumor:

Disclaimer: Everyone was harmed in the making of these shows.

18 GIFs That Show Just How Hilariously WTF Japanese Game Shows Are

collegehumor:

We will NOT be holding hands now.

collegehumor:

We will NOT be holding hands now.

piecomic:

Full disclosure: this goes both ways.

Hannah! !!!!!!!!!!

piecomic:

Full disclosure: this goes both ways.

Hannah! !!!!!!!!!!

collegehumor:

Now This is How You Play Beer Pong in the Winter
See, it’s got the special labels so you can tell it’s cold.

collegehumor:

Now This is How You Play Beer Pong in the Winter

See, it’s got the special labels so you can tell it’s cold.

cracked:

"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic
The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

cracked:

"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic

The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

laughteroftheday:

Dog digs out the ball from snow.

laughteroftheday:

Dog digs out the ball from snow.